Posts by James Mixon

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Jesus and Moses strolling by the Red Sea.

by James Mixon in

jc and moses were strolling by the red sea, when moses nudged jc and said.

"psst.

hey, jesus, i've still got it.

James Mixon

Mr.logic, I'm so far removed from the fantasy world. The reason why I can laugh

at that joke.It was a sarcastic remark, "burn in hell".

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Why did Jesus command people to not tell of the miracles He performed?

by James Mixon in

ok, one may say, jesus did not want people focusing on the miracles he.

performed, but rather the message he proclaimed, and the death he was.

going to die.mark1:41-44. don't make sense, why not tell the world..

James Mixon

Maybe some of miracles in the Bible were too much.

Miracles that were deleted.

Acts of John...John commander of Bed Bugs.

Acts of Peter...The talking dog and the resurrected fish

Peter the wizard slayer.

Jesus returns as a giant, found in Egypt 1886, Gospel of Peter

Jesus is a talking star.

I guess it was a little to much to include these in the Bible.

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Jesus and Moses strolling by the Red Sea.

by James Mixon in

jc and moses were strolling by the red sea, when moses nudged jc and said.

"psst.

hey, jesus, i've still got it.

James Mixon

JW side, I will be dust forever (Apostate), Christian side my rear will be barbecued

forever.

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Why did Jesus command people to not tell of the miracles He performed?

by James Mixon in

ok, one may say, jesus did not want people focusing on the miracles he.

performed, but rather the message he proclaimed, and the death he was.

going to die.mark1:41-44. don't make sense, why not tell the world..

James Mixon

OK, one may say, Jesus did not want people focusing on the miracles he

performed, but rather the message he proclaimed, and the death He was

going to die.Mark1:41-44. Don't make sense, why not tell the world.

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Jesus and Moses strolling by the Red Sea.

by James Mixon in

jc and moses were strolling by the red sea, when moses nudged jc and said.

"psst.

hey, jesus, i've still got it.

James Mixon

Mr.logic. My JW family members and my Christian family members.

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Jesus and Moses strolling by the Red Sea.

by James Mixon in

jc and moses were strolling by the red sea, when moses nudged jc and said.

"psst.

hey, jesus, i've still got it.

James Mixon

Mr.logic. LOL ..No I don't believe in hell or the man Jesus of the Bible.

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Jesus and Moses strolling by the Red Sea.

by James Mixon in

jc and moses were strolling by the red sea, when moses nudged jc and said.

"psst.

hey, jesus, i've still got it.

James Mixon

JC and Moses were strolling by the Red Sea, when Moses nudged JC and said

"Psst. Hey, Jesus, I've still got it. Moses turned toward the Red Sea and lifted his

staff on high. The angels began to sing, the gentle sea breeze turned into a raging

gale, and the waters of the Red Sea were parted. Moses lowered his arm and with

a smug grin on his face, turned back to face JC.

Jesus scoffed, "Moses, my boy." said the Messiah, "I have still got it". And with a

flourish of his robe, jesus stepped onto the waters and began to stride across without

so much as a ripple. But to Moses' amazement, halfway across the water, Jesus suddenly

began to sink. He splashed into the water and began to choke and flounder as the waves

tossed him around. Moses grumbled at Jesus silliness and parted the water once more.

Moses helped Jesus back to shore, as Jesus hacked up salt water when they had finally

reached shore, Moses slapped a consoling hand on Jesus' shoulder and said "Don't worry

about it Lord. Last time you tried it, you didn't have holes in your feet.

OK I know I will burn in hell for that one.

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Jehovah's Witnesses and Plastic Surgery?

by John Aquila in

in my area, a lot of the young jws, especially girls are getting breast implants, nose jobs, chin implants.

asian jws girls get eyelid surgery, and one girl even got her legs lengthen 5 inches making her about five feet nine inches tall the male jws are getting hair transplants and nose jobs.

and nobody in the congregation says a word, including elders.

James Mixon

That will certainly spice up the door to door work, sisters with

large breasts. The problem the guys may not listen to a word she

may be saying.

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Jehovah's Witnesses and Plastic Surgery?

by John Aquila in

in my area, a lot of the young jws, especially girls are getting breast implants, nose jobs, chin implants.

asian jws girls get eyelid surgery, and one girl even got her legs lengthen 5 inches making her about five feet nine inches tall the male jws are getting hair transplants and nose jobs.

and nobody in the congregation says a word, including elders.

James Mixon

Isn't that a reason to label one vain, boastful, haughty and proud

in the borg. Boy things have changed, they use to worry about the length

of a sister dress, now they are getting breast implants. LOL

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Ehud stabs the crap out of some Dude, literally.

by James Mixon in

judges 3:20-22 (new american standard bible).

"ehud came to him while he was sitting in his cool roof chamber (toilet), and.

ehud said, "i have a message from god for you...ehud.. took the sword.

James Mixon

Judges 3:20-22 (New American standard Bible)

"Ehud came to him while he was sitting in his cool roof chamber (Toilet), and

Ehud said, "I have a message from God for you...Ehud.. took the sword

from his right thigh and thrust it into his belly...and the refuse came out.

"Refuse" as in poop. Ehud literally stabbed the crap out of him.

So how do you escape a place full of guards after you've just killed their

king? Lock the door, go out the window and convince them he's

pooping. Judges 3:24-25.

You can't make this stuff up. Hell I may go back to the KH....